Megan Fox has spent her weekend at Comic-Con, expanding her legions of stunted, drooling fans who lack a vocabulary beyond the words “Ooh. Hot.” And she has a new recruit into her army of boyslaves in mind: pretty, pretty Zac Efron. In conversations about her upcoming possessed-cheerleader-gnaws-on-popular-kids horror film, Jennifer’s Body, Fox said if she was going to eat anyone, it would be the twinkle-toed High School Musical stud.

“Zac Efron,” she told Access Hollywood. “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

A strawberry cupcake, indeed. We can see the posters now: Zac Efron is Strawberry Shortcake! It’ll be the next smash action film based on a line of sickeningly odorous ’80s toys. As for Megan herself, we bet the new pinup girl for the Seen and Not Heard generation tastes like Red Bull and Jägermeister. Which might be a fine combination with strawberry cupcakes, if you’re into booze with your baked goods. Megan certainly seems to be.

At the beginning of the month, The Superficial reported that Zac and Megan had dinner together and talked about…um, we’re not sure. Kierkegaard? Their upcoming remake of Rebel Without a Cause? How she’d like to tattoo his face or maybe some lyrics from “We’re All in This Together” on her left boob? Poll: What Counts As Cheating?

And of course the two first made contact at the Golden Globes in January. Even though Megan told Elle in June that she wasn’t after a guy in his 20s, that didn’t stop Shia LaBeouf and Vanessa Hudgens from making a secret pact to cut their respective lovers’ hair off in their sleep if they ever cast a wandering eye in the other’s direction. Really, you don’t want to cross the crazy midgets from the Disney stable. They will cut you, sic the It’s a Small World puppets on your ass, then cryogenically freeze your head. Remember what Annette Funicello did to those tramps who chased after Frankie Avalon.