“I think it’s cause she has tattoos really, I think a lack of creativity on the media’s part,” said the sultry actress. “I am brunette with tattoos, I curse and I have made mention of sex before. I joke about it which people find outrageous so they want to constantly compare that to her.”

“Zac Efron,” she told Access Hollywood. “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

A strawberry cupcake, indeed. We can see the posters now: Zac Efron is Strawberry Shortcake! It’ll be the next smash action film based on a line of sickeningly odorous ’80s toys. As for Megan herself, we bet the new pinup girl for the Seen and Not Heard generation tastes like Red Bull and Jägermeister. Which might be a fine combination with strawberry cupcakes, if you’re into booze with your baked goods. Megan certainly seems to be.

At the beginning of the month, The Superficial reported that Zac and Megan had dinner together and talked about…um, we’re not sure. Kierkegaard? Their upcoming remake of Rebel Without a Cause? How she’d like to tattoo his face or maybe some lyrics from “We’re All in This Together” on her left boob? Poll: What Counts As Cheating?

And of course the two first made contact at the Golden Globes in January. Even though Megan told Elle in June that she wasn’t after a guy in his 20s, that didn’t stop Shia LaBeouf and Vanessa Hudgens from making a secret pact to cut their respective lovers’ hair off in their sleep if they ever cast a wandering eye in the other’s direction. Really, you don’t want to cross the crazy midgets from the Disney stable. They will cut you, sic the It’s a Small World puppets on your ass, then cryogenically freeze your head. Remember what Annette Funicello did to those tramps who chased after Frankie Avalon.

The ‘High School Musical’ actress was allegedly devastated after reports emerged that Efron and ‘Transformers’ star Fox had been spotted cosying up at a romantic dinner in LA.

A friend of Hudgens told the National Enquirer: “Vanessa feels humiliated by what she perceives to be Zac cheating on her. It stings so much more because Megan is one of the hottest women on the planet,” says a source. “Vanessa demanded Zac cut all ties with Megan and swore if he didn’t, they were finished.”

The insider continued: “He swears he only went to meet with Megan to discuss the possibility of working together in the future. But Vanessa’s not stupid – she knows Megan was making a play for Zac.”

Fox and Efron were first romantically linked after apparently being spotted flirting at the Golden Globes after-party.

Joined by a realtor, the “Transformers” hottie reportedly looked at a handful of homes, mostly in the 2 to 3 million range, at one point flashing a not so friendly gesture to the paparazzi in between visits.

And while Miss Fox currently is with longtime on/off beau Brian Austin Green, she has revealed that one must for possible suitors in body art.

“I have 8 tattoos,” she said. “My boyfriends are all required to have one. If they don’t have one yet, I make them get a tattoo of my name or face.”

Last week, the “Transformers” star was leaving the London premiere when a young boy- in the midst of fan and paparazzi chaos- stretched to give Fox a rose and when she didn’t take it, felt snubbed and defeated.

This week, however, the brunette hottie admitted she did not see him and offered her apologies to the young fan saying, “I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose.”

She continued, “It breaks my heart. And if you know his name, I’ll send him a personal apology. I’m horrified—I would never do that.”

Sounds like the devastated young boy could potentially become one lucky fan.

Go on and vote for her now!

]]> http://meganfoxfan.org/uncategorized/2009-teen-choice-awards/feed/ 0 http://meganfoxfan.org/uncategorized/candids-update-2/ http://meganfoxfan.org/uncategorized/candids-update-2/#comments Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:25:55 +0000 Jaylene http://meganfoxfan.org/?p=151 Here are a few candids and on the set that are old but new in the gallery.

06-12-09: Megan Fox At George V hotel in Paris

Megan Fox on the set of Transformers – August 19, 2008

Megan Fox on the set of Transformers – August 21, 2008

08-30-08: Megan Fox out to see Dark Knight in Culver City

One source says that she was shocked when he sort of blew her off a few days later while another source says they both knew it was what it was.

Can’t see any red-blooded male shooing off Miss Fox, can you?